Monday Has Its Day

Today is Monday. Sir Charles has no songs about this day, so it is not a day to get excited about. I think Monday needs a mascot. Nobody likes Monday. People dread Monday. Me included. If Monday had some special attraction that no other day had though, then it would be a much better time for everyone. Tuesday is cd day, Wednesday is sometimes movie day, Thursday is the day before Friday, Friday has to much goodness to its credit, and the weekend is the weekend. Monday has nothing. Nothing at all. So now to appease your need for Monday goodness, I will tell a joke every Monday. But I can not think of any right now, so starting next Monday. Joke day. Get ready.