Do not be worried by my absence this weekend, dear reader, for I was just letting the will of the blog be heard by the people. After only one post, I felt the power of the blog and changed from Wyatt a normal student, to Whimsical Wyatt the Blogging Messiah. I was cruising the internet, spreading a love only known to those in the blogging community, when a wiki appeared. Now as an apostle of the blog i could not comprehend this atrocity. Why would somebody post something that others could change. Do you let somebody else put thoughts in your brain. Well, dear reader, the messiah in me was unleashed. Website to website, and house to house, i found every ignorant wiki user and let the wrath of the blog be known. Do not cross my path if you are not 100% faithful to the blog, dear reader, because i will hunt you down. No mud bloods that tolerate the wiki will be able to handle the divine hand of blogging. Until next time, dear reader, keep reading, keep loving, keep blogging.
Wyatt
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i agree with you wyatt, why would someone do something others could change
you indeed are the messiah of blogging and i would be honored to help you in your battle against the atrocities that are wikis.
wow, wyatt, i have to say that this is a greaaaaaaaaaat post. i hope that you go midevil on those unbelievers.
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Start commenting more on other people's blogs!!!
as the messiah of posting it is your unavoidable duty to comment on the bloggings of others. you have failed and i have lost all faith, now i am making a wiki.
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